Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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