3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
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and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
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You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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