PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
