she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
two words...techno handjob
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
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Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
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Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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