I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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