Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
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