Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
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Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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