is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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