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say what?
wanna hang out?
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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