i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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