My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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