i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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