when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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