she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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