so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
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Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
so much tequila, so little girl.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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