It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
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There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
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She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
do nipples grow back?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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