Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I don't think brook has ever known best
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
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