Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
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ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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