i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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