the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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