You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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