He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I think your dad took our porno
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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