It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
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Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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