Just mADE A PArabola og urine
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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