Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
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Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
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Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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