real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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