this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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