Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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