yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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