yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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