We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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