I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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