Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
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As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
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I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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