You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
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My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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