Define "chronic" masturbator.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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