I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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