They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
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The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
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Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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