I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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