Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
NoShamevember. You game?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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