His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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