nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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