It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
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Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
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Is Oprah even human
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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