Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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