get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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