Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Randomize
