I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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