Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
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i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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