remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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