What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
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i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
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I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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