don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Randomize