he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
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do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
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You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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