You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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