yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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