If that was your dad, he is hot
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
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It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
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You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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